Director Richard Griffin, who also co-wrote the brash and irreverent script with Ted Marr, really makes the most out of the gloriously outrageous premise: We've got often hysterically profane dialogue Sister Wrath swears like a truck driver , excessive bloody violence, lesbianism, broadly drawn stereotypical characters, wild bone-crunching fights, ninja rabbis, Gandhi popping up as a benign martial arts instructor!
Moreover, the lively cast has a field day with the off the wall material, with especially praiseworthy work from Alexandra Cipollo as the sweet and flirtatious Sister Pride, Shanette Wilson as the bawdy Sister Lust, Ruth Sullivan as the antagonistic Sister Gluttony, Rich Tretheway as fearsome mobster Momma Rizzo, Brandon Luis Aponte as the ruthless Richie Corbucci, and, in a truly stand-out turn, David Lavallee Jr.
Moreover, Michael Reed does sterling duty as a hip Christ and a supremely suave Satan, Deborah Rochon has a snappy bit as a fed-up Mother Superior, and Lloyd Kaufman makes a priceless cameo appearance as the pope.
Jacob Larimore's vibrant cinematography provides a neat stylish look. Both the cool soundtrack and the funky throbbing score by Tony Milano and Daniel Hildreth hits the get-down groovy spot.
A total riot. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote. Is not a strong enough compliment for this outstanding "black comedy. Like the terrific "Poor White Trash" , "Nun of That" is one of those rare films that succeeds, and thus takes it's rightful place among the better "black comedies.
Dress her as an Altar Boy". No one is left unscathed, Catholics, Jews, Lesbians, among many are torn to shreds. Those easily offended should avoid this like you would a rabid dog, but if you dare, the right audience will be richly rewarded. An unfunny ridiculous comedy badly made and cliqued jokes oscar 15 August A new nun wants to become a hero and fighter for the Lord's goodness and does just that.
She uses any violence or sexual matters to achieve her good goals. Even the ultra violent and porn scenes of this film are hard to watch. I just saw this movie and while it's low budget, so much so that all the gunshots were added in later; it's very well made. It goes on just long enough, with an ending that BEGS for a sequel. And I laughed so hard my eyes were in tears all throughout.
The guys who made this movie, watch out for them. They'll only get better. This movie doesn't really drag, either. And the dance number early in the film blew me away. It's pretty brief, and I wish there had been more. Yes, a B or even C movie with a dance number. A tremendous amount of nun jokes and good dialog. Loved the lead nun and her sisters, too.
This movie is nun-thing but fun. I simply couldn't believe what I was seeing From start to finish, the entire audience was belly-shaking with laughter I'm serious, there was so much laughter that many of the back-to-back jokes were lost in the noise.
And these jokes are ruthless to all, and clever as hell. Sure some might find it shocking The film is shot in standard Griffin style--very clean, well composed, with a 70's style Italian cinema look.
Very pleasing on all accounts. Richard doesn't try to impress you with lenses and adapters The film looks good, and the lighting is superbly stylized. The sound design and music is as usual very well put together. For a 'low budget' film, you'll find that all sound is at a professional level--ADR is good, foley is great, and custom-written music is paced and form-fit and exciting.
A few times you'll notice what appear to be canned foley sound effects, but with the charm of the film, they hardly get in the way. The acting was pretty much all-around impressive. Everybody nails their characters, and brings something interesting to the table--and pretty much every cast member seems to understand comedic timing. Even the 'extras' in this film have chops. For a micro budget film, I'm telling you, the performances were stellar.
OK, so you'll occasionally find a bit of a rotten tomato It's laugh-out-loud funny, and really comes together nicely in a well-paced action comedy you'll likely not forget. I honestly think this could become a NYC midnight showing cult extravaganza. I may be bias, but there is nothing one star about this picture Babyfaceref 15 April By far the funniest low budget movie I've ever seen. It is one of the funniest movies I've ever seen period.
I saw it at it's premiere in front of a packed house in Providence. The audience laughed from start to finish. I haven't spoken to anyone that did not enjoy it. Sarah Nicklin was fantastic as well as all the members of the cast. Well Directed and well shot. I've never seen and indie with this many principal performers. Richard Griffin wrote and Directed a great comedy that is bound to be a cult classic. Also kudos to Brandon Aponte gives a great comedic performance.
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Nun : "Mother Superior told me. I'll tell you what if you try it and don't like it, I'll give up drinking for life. I don't want people thinking I'm drinking. The bartender looked at the man and said, Is that nun in here again? Bartender says "Three feet tall. I just ran over a nun! One nun says to the other Quick sister, show him your cross! The other nun rolls down the window and yells Get the bloody hell out of middle of the road asshole! You can explore nun franciscan reddit one liners, including funnies and gags.
Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean nun cobblestone dad jokes. There are also nun puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls. The first nun said, "I was going through father's desk and found pornographic magazines in his drawer. Two nuns were bicycling down an old dirt road on the countryside. One nun says, "I've never come this way before. The bartender says, "why the long face? A priest, a nun, and a rabbi who were just approaching the entrance quietly turn and walk away as the horse shakes the bartender vigorously back and forth screaming, "why the floppy head?!
Why the floppy head?! The second nun replies: "It's the cobblestones. The nuns panic and the one driving starts swerving the car to try knock him off, to no avail. Show him your cross!
The first nun says to the second, "I've never come this way before. It must be the cobblestones. A man jumps out and drags her into the van were he proceeds to rape her. When he's done he stands up beside her and asks: - So what are you gonna tell your sisters when you get back? That a horrible man attacked me and raped me twice.
If your not in a rush of course? When he got back to the monastery, his curiosity got the better of him. So he asked a nun, "what's a quickie? The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: 'Take only ONE. God is watching. A child had written a note, 'Take all you want. God is watching the apples.
There is a knock at the door. A nun was fired from her job in heaven, so she came down to earth and started looking for a job. One night, when she is filling out a job application, there is a question that asks her to check the boxes next to the jobs that she has previously worked at. She looks at the answers for a second, and then checks the box marked, "Nun of the above.
My sense of fashion is second to nun. I'll show myself out. As she passes her local store, the shopkeeper says, "Wake up on the wrong side of the bed today, Sister? On her walk, three more people pass her and say, "Wake up on the wrong side of the bed today, Sister? At the head of the table was a large tray of hot dogs. The nun posted a sign on the hot dog tray, "Take only one. One child whispered to another, "Take all you want. God is watching the hot dogs.
Sipping from a bottle of whiskey, and quite inebriated, when the local Gard walks past. We have no leprechaun nuns in this convent. After the session ends, the head nun stands up and addresses the nuns.
Again, 99 nuns gasp, while one chuckles quietly to herself. A nun teaching catholic school asks the children what they want to be when they grow up. Mary says, "I want to be a prostitute! I thought you said you wanted to be a protestant. What would you do if someone with bad intentions gets ahold of you? Nun: I would lift up my dress Other Nun: Oh my!
What would you do then? Nun: I would ask him to put his pants down Other Nun: Wow. I didn't expect this from you. What would you do after? Nun: I would run away. I bet I can run faster lifting my skirt than he can with his pants down. The first nun says "I've never come this way before. So Johnny immediately replied: "Must be the legs!
I'm coming!!! If dad hadn't been pounding her to the bed so furiously, we would lose her forever! They wander through the old part of town. The first nun takes out a condom and cuts off the end and slides it over her cigarette and continues smoking. The second nun notices that it is keeping the first nuns cigarette dry and asks "where'd you get that? So he shouted after them: "Where are you going? The plane to Sweden doesn't take off until the day after tomorrow. Doctor said, "Oh, nothing to get excited, it was just the gas problem.
More jokes about: dirty , doctor , Santa , wife. Swearing for the situation he goes to a taxi driver and asks: I have lost all my money, please give me a ride back home for free. Fuck off, no money, no ride.
Hi goes out of the casino happily and sees five taxis, and the last car is the one, which refused to give a ride for free yesterday. But when you take me there you'll have to do the blow-job as well Fuck off, man.. The guys goes to all next three cars and the story repeats. Deal, but you have to pass through those other four taxi drivers very, very slowly. Bill and John, in their 80's decided to visit the Madam for one last sexual encounter.
The Madam noticed Bill and John approaching, she quickly prepared 2 blow-up dolls, placing one in each room on the bed. Bill and John told the Madam that "We are here for the last time". The Madam sent Bill upstairs to the room on the left and John to the room on the right. After an hour Bill and John left the rooms, paid the Madam and left.
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